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hey, if anyone reads this, I'm just going to start posting works I write here. small ones. not even stories, just whatever I feel like writing. I may or may not keep up with it. I probably won't, so don't get all excited.

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guitar hero is one of the most amazing games ever.

I wonder if they make timberlands in my size.

if all of your pictures on myspace are from the neck up, people will just assume you're fat or horribly disfigured.

burnout teaches impressionable youth that it's fun to crash cars.

Blockbuster has 13(i counted) shelf positions for 'True Crime: New York' and all of 3 shelf positions for 'Godfather'.

seriously, it's only a matter of time before we'll breed dogs that can carry on a conversation

the reason they tell you not to stare at the sun, is because if you do long enough, you'll realize you're being opressed by "the man".

I'm a snowflake, but one that's cut out of diamond plate steel, bitch.

people from tampa are mean.

grafiti should be legal as long as it looks good

if I spent all the money in my pocket, I could buy a whole lot of rice and really fuck up someone's day with it.

this is really addictive.

my favorite thing about indie is the word 'indie'.

i think alarm clocks should be certified by the federal government for reliability.

yes, this really is what it looks like inside my head.

they looked at me funny when i bought a slingshot and steel balls at midnight.

to be entirely honest, i don't miss sex that much, but i miss holding hands.

I feel like a drug dealer when I pull out a stack of cash to pay for something.

Farcry: Instincts: Evolution breaks some sort of rule on use of colons, but it's a good game.